From the personal logs of Dr Mark Robertson, professor of scientific activities at Pomona Valley Jr College.

Experiment day 4:

Subject is responding favorably to foreign DNA.

  • Noticeable spikes in nocturnal behavior.
  • 35% increase of visibility in zero light conditions.
  • Intellect and social skills noticeably increased due to the fact that subject has surpassed my level of followers on Snapchat.
  • I’m not jealous. Seriously
  • end of log

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