From the personal logs of Dr Mark Robertson, professor of scientific activities at Pomona Valley Jr College.

Experiment day 4:

Subject is responding favorably to foreign DNA.

Noticeable spikes in nocturnal behavior.
35% increase of visibility in zero light conditions.
Intellect and social skills noticeably increased due to the fact that subject has surpassed my level of followers on Snapchat.
I’m not jealous. Seriously
end of log

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